Chronicles of the Shins

"Hon', this is only the beginning of our banquet. I present to you a huge herd of loyal buffaloes."


"Those opposing me will get their eyes scooped out like this..."


"I am pleased to announce the arrival of my youngest son, "Puangtongta.""


"Wow,this "BARBARIC BEAST" crown fits perfectly!!"


"Hey, I'm beginning to get mad now!"


"Now I am REALLY mad!"


"Let me consult with Satan first, and I'll give you the verdict."


"Satan hasn't given me the answer yet. Don't press too hard!!"


[Bill Clinton demonstrating Monica Lewinsky's size.]


"GUESS WHHHHOOOOO!!!"


"Hey, Ms. Lewinsky's aren't big at all. My women must have this size!!"


"WOW! HOW BIG!?!"


"Two zillion Baht is my goal."


"I only made 1 trillion Baht in my last term. Do you think that's enough?? NO, NO, NO."


"Mom, how much did you spend on rounding up the buffaloes in the back??"
"Hush, they could hear you!! Remember, they are your loyal pets!!"


"Remember, you are a world-class act. Your performances at the first Intentional Asset Concealing case and in our baby's entrance exam leak, fraud, and theft telecast have earned you top awards.
Think of the next term as the reaping time to accomplish our goal of 2 zillion bucks!!
Remember, too, that we spent a couple hundred millions on organizing this. But it's a small investment considering the free primetime nationwide telecast we get.
So go out there, shine, and capture the heart of those fools!!"


"This is the size of brain I look for in my voters. Anything bigger is unacceptable."


"In 5 years, I will own this country.""


"Can't you read??"


"Don't forget. In 5 years, you have to address me as "the Fuhrer.""

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